tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-49928282928126021642024-03-13T22:29:43.164-06:00Jaw JerkerA few thoughts on life and the type of jerkin' you don't have to hide from mom...Hoffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08372850906217407315noreply@blogger.comBlogger41125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4992828292812602164.post-58588312800633552652012-05-04T22:02:00.003-06:002012-05-04T22:02:40.843-06:00Going Retro<br />
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With all of the change and transition occurring in my life right now, I saw it fitting to bring back the first post I ever wrote on this blog. I'm going old school on you mo fos... Enjoy!</div>
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<b><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Change</span></u></b></div>
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Change is a funny thing. It is as ambiguous as it is direct and final. It is a process that can be out of our control but can also be chosen. It can have positive or negative effects on our lives and it can be feared or embraced. Individuals react to change differently, which is why each of us are able to carve out our own unique path and the different experiences we encounter. In fly fishing, change never sleeps. The river lives and breathes and is in a constant state of motion, never seizing, relentless. We, as fisherman, must embrace the change laid out before us and adjust, knowing that failure will always linger, but serve as the all-knowing teacher of veracity and adaptability. It is change that keeps the fire within burning strong. It keeps us driven and coming back for more even if we are continually humbled by Mother Nature’s intricacies. </div>
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But, change soars well beyond the confines of the river’s edge. It is easy to see why change can be terrifying. The type of change we cannot control haunts every one of us. It is the shadow we will never escape, looming in the distance until abruptly masking our lives with blinding pain and sorrow. From the worldly effects of war and terror to the more personal (and often most difficult) effects of depression, divorce, unemployment, foreclosure, sickness and death, change can often be a dish served cold and bitter. Having experienced most of these already in my life, it is easy for me to understand why we as a society strive to remain stagnant, stuck in a rut of insecurity and fear of the unknown. We are concerned not only about the pain in our own lives, but the effects of our decisions on the ones we love most. Many choose to remain still, paralyzed by the fear that their insignificant ripples may spread and develop into capsizing swells of emotion.</div>
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For many people, however, change is a welcomed part of life and sought after. Without change, life for these individuals is left bland and fruitless. Curiosity and adventure rule their decisions with very little regard to consequence or expectation. There is a willingness to live life on the edge, try new things, to take the leap of faith with no comprehension of who or what is there to catch them other than hope and the inability to accept failure. </div>
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I somehow straddle the line between the yin and the yang of change. I have always looked to broaden my range of experiences whether it is trying new foods, traveling, learning new hobbies or dedicating my life to a specific skill. I more recently have ditched a devout path towards medicine, pointed my compass west and enjoyed three years of Montana living only to get hired a year later as a fly fishing guide in Colorado. What I have discovered about myself is that I love the results and rewards that change creates. However, as much as I need change in my life, I do dread the transitional process involved. My moves from Wisconsin to Montana, from Montana back to Wisconsin and now from Wisconsin to Colorado each initially left me feeling alone and overwhelmed by doubt and emotion. I understand and anticipate the benefit and growth that will result from the process, yet I am abandoning everything that is good about the life I have previously known. Why do I choose to continually leave, especially when it means leaving my family that I need by my side? What is it that is driving me to desert the security of the present and seek the unknown future? Curiosity is a difficult beast to tame.</div>
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At this stage of my life, I refuse to not take advantage of my youth and settle. There are too many stones that are unturned in my life to allow myself to ignore what it is that calls to me. I don’t want to be the man looking back on his life with regret wishing I had done things differently. I have decided to take the path that my gut has dictated and embrace the changes, good and bad. “What if?” can only be answered by exploring what it is in question and hoping for the best. As we wade through turbulent waters, we can be blinded to the possible stepping-stones laid before us. If we cannot dedicate our focus toward the other shore with a certain excitement, dedication and optimism, we risk being swept away by the relentless currents of negativity, further keeping us from reaching our lives’ true potential.</div>
</div>Hoffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08372850906217407315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4992828292812602164.post-75094364552158199942012-05-03T21:24:00.000-06:002012-05-03T21:25:14.150-06:00Dynamic Duo: The Final HoursAfter we celebrated Zach's birthday in Queenstown, we slowly made our way back up to Christchurch to get Zach back in time for his flight back home. We made a few pit stops along the way. We took the long way home and stopped in Mossburn to fish that area once more as well as indulge in a meat pie from the local cafe in town. If you ever get a chance to get to Mossburn, get a pie from the cafe across the street from the Four Square Super Market. They sell chicken and venison pies served with an apricot and plum sauce. We've had a ridiculous amount of pies while in New Zealand and this one takes the cake. Congrats to them as they have truly outdone themselves. We camped by the Aparima River just south of Mossburn and started walking up the river that next morning. We didn't see a single fish, even in the areas that we had spotted fish on previous trips to this river. After about a km or two, we see the aggravating site of fly line floating through the air ahead of us. We immediately gave up on spotting fish and cruised up to this lone fisherman to find a woman flinging a double nymph rig in a not so type loop and slapping the water ahead. I yelled with a chuckle, "No wonder we weren't seeing any fish...!" She turned and we started chatting. She was very hospitable and said there might be two guys up ahead of her but she wasn't sure. She offered to let us walk up ahead but etiquette is etiquette and we told her that she was there first and that the water was hers. Bummed, but glad we saw her as soon as we did, we walked back to the car to drive to some different water. It turned from nice, clear skies to clouds in what seemed like a matter of minutes which really screwed our next fishing venture up considerably. The Hamilton Burn, which is a difficult river at this time of year anyway became impossible to fish with little to no visibility. So, after a couple more pies, we cruised down to the section of the Oreti River that flows through town and parked by the river. Since we had just recently acquired a fresh case of beer we decided to test out some brand new Speights coozies we bought and put down a few drafts. We came up with this game to make things interesting. The game consisted of us going through our own iPods and playing artists that we didn't know. If the other person recognized the song, the person playing the song had to chug the rest of his beer. This game didn't last very long because, unfortunately, a while back, I acquired the Top Gun soundtrack as well as one of those infomercial Best of the 80's albums with a bunch of really popular 80's songs by a bunch of one hit wonders that I have never heard of. Needless to say, I had two beers down pretty quickly and the game ended about as soon as it began. The fishing was obviously a bust due to inclement weather as well as a fuzzy brain from our beer consumption. One was obviously caused by the other. <br />
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We also stopped in Gore to check out some water there, but the weather continued to be crap and we decided to count our losses and continue onto the east coast to say that we saw it. We did stop and take the necessary photos of the giant brown trout, considering Gore is the "World Capital of Brown Trout Fishing". <br />
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We drove through Dunedin and decided to make one detour to a river near Fairlie to spend the next day fishing. The fishing was pretty good, or at least we saw plenty of fish. We tried hard to get Zach into one more fish before he departed but it wasn't in the cards that day. I ended up hooking into two fish and blew one more opportunity. Both fish were good looking fish in the 4-5 lb range that took a nymph dropper. <br />
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We made it up a decent ways and would've loved to continue on as the weather was really good up to this point. However, a brutal north westerly wind, or, norwester to the locals kicked up and essentially made casting impossible. When casting an 18-20 foot leader, that head wind can really mess things up in a hurry. We headed back to the car through the treacherous wading conditions of this particular river. There were deep, swift crossings as well as big, bowling ball sized slippery rocks to try and maneuver over without busting your ass. <br />
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Once back at the car, we cheers one last celebratory beer as that was Zach's last day of fishing while in New Zealand. We packed up the rods and organized some gear before we made our last plunge towards Christchurch as the fearsome twosome. As I said my good byes to Zach, I immediately started planning my next route to tackle alone. The compass pointed northwest. Murchison was my next stop. I had only two weeks of fishing left and I wanted to make sure they were memorable. Updates will follow.Hoffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08372850906217407315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4992828292812602164.post-10515179093186139772012-05-03T20:34:00.002-06:002012-05-03T21:27:32.278-06:00Hold Strong...Bit the bullet and went bungy jumping. Here are some pictures of the day. To anyone with the predicament of whether to sky dive or bungy jump, it isn't even a question. Trust the rubber.<br />
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<br />Hoffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08372850906217407315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4992828292812602164.post-25756902081540736842012-05-02T12:03:00.000-06:002012-05-03T13:37:10.136-06:00Epic-lessAfter Les' injury, our fearsome twosome named Drew and Zach, lost all momentum. We were taking names and kicking ass up to this point, but it was difficult conjuring up the motivation to ditch Les and carry on with the mission of ripping faces of unsuspecting brown trout throughout the south island of New Zealand. When we finally pulled it together and decided on a departure date, I was itching to get out of there and get after it. A break here and there is alright. But, two weeks, primarily cooped up inside, is enough to get you a bit antsy. Needless to say, I was ready to fish, and fish hard for my remaining few weeks.<br />
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As I said in my previous post, we made a couple pit stops on the way to the Mokihinui trailhead. The fishing was forgettable with only a couple small browns landed. I unfortunately can tell that I have become a big fish snob and am potentially ruined for life. Those small browns were all between 3 and 4 pounds and would serve as my big fish of the season back home. But, it's all relative, right? We continued on, gearing up with groceries in Westport and stopped at an information site, or "i Site", to check the weather for the week. This particular drainage is very flood prone, so it is important to be ready for bad weather and the potential to be stranded at the hut due to impassable creek crossings. On the 7-day forecast, three of the days called for scattered rain throughout the day. Now, we've seen some wacky weather on our travels throughout New Zealand and we've learned not to fully trust the weatherman. I'm not sure who in there right mind would choose to become a meteorologist in New Zealand. The weather, in most places around the world is difficult to predict, but when you slap a small piece of land in the middle of the ocean, covered with beach, jungle, intense mountain ranges, vast valleys and everything in between, weather becomes a weatherman's nightmare. Regardless, since I hadn't been to the west coast yet, I innocently asked the lady working behind the information counter whether when they forecast light rain, it truly means light rain or it has the potential for torrential downpour. Out of a dark corner in the room boomed the most evil, maniacal cackle I have ever heard. It honestly made me jump a bit as I had no idea there was anyone else in the room. Sitting behind a card table stationed across the room, was an old lady, that if she was an actress in Hollywood, would definitely be type-casted as the evil witch or hag warning Caesar of the "Ides of March". She was garbed in rags and sweatpants, wore her hair in long greying dreadlocks that draped to the middle of her back, sported only a handful of rotting teeth that were enveloped by a straggly salt and pepper beard and an impressive jet black mustache that would rival that of Tom Selleck. After she was finished with her satanical display of gut-wrenching laughter, she let out a deep, mucous moving cough, most likely spawning from an eternity of cigarette smoking or years of inhalation from her steaming, bubbly cauldron where she conducts her spells and brews elixirs. It was the type of cough that you not only hear, but are forced to watch, causing anyone unfortunate enough to witness such a spectacle to cringe and wish they could take back the last minute of their life. When she was finished, she began indirectly ridiculing my seemingly worthless question and telling me that it never just rains in this part of the country, but instead pours until the entire coast is pleading for mercy. This was very comforting news, however a simple, "It never really just lightly rains. I'd prepare for heavy rain." would have sufficed. But, thanks to this strange lady and her evil ways, I both became informed <u>and</u> officially frightened, ensuring years of nightmares and potential therapy.<br />
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After our free lesson in west coast weather, we ventured on and arrived at the trailhead the following morning. Having packed the night before at a nearby campsite, we were all set for a quick departure. On our last extensive hike into the Electric River, my boots took a bit of a beating. Two of the metal eyes that hold the laces snapped off, causing the boots to lace up improperly and the soles of both boots were severely separating from the leather. I ended up buying a new pair of boots online from America and had them shipped here because outdoor gear in New Zealand is obscenely priced (New boots ~ $400+) Unfortunately, even though I knew the boots fit (same company as my previous boot), I had no idea what type of boot they were. They looked like a similar model as the ones I had before, but when they arrived in the mail, I immediately noticed that they were extremely rigid and had very little bend to the sole, requiring a severe break in period. Perfect! I essentially strapped them on for the first time that day at the trailhead, and I could tell that this hike was going to be brutal.<br />
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The sign at the trailhead said 8 hours hike to the Mokihinui Forks hut. Normally, we cut quite a bit off of that since we hike at a pretty good pace with few short stops. I could tell immediately that I was going to struggle. Within an hour, my heels were hamburger. Normally, you get a grace period and feel hot spots that don't turn into blisters or, if they do, it's after many hours or even days of successive hiking. With having little to no bend in the soles of my sparkling new boots, my heels had nowhere to go but up the back of the boot, causing steady rubbing from the get go. As a result from the consistent sharp pain, my gait changed from vertical walking to kind of a side to side waddle. With a 50-60 pound pack on your back, this unnatural movement causes your muscles to work harder and differently than normal, further progressing my exhaustion and strain at an accelerating rate. After about 4 hours, my legs were officially gone and were prematurely cramping up. My pace was absolute shit and I was expecting an 8+ hour hike. Surprisingly, after a shade under 7 hours, the hut appeared ahead of schedule. At that moment, when the hut peaked its head from amongst the dense foliage, all feelings of disgust and feeling like a pansy-ass vanished as I was spontaneously filled with adrenaline spawned energy allowing for a strong finish. As always the relief and overall satisfaction of reaching a back country destination was overwhelming. It's always worth it.<br />
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When I woke up the next morning, I felt as if I had been run over by something large and heavy and then the driver threw it in reverse and speed bumped me one more time just for shits and giggles. Both of us were a little sluggish to get the day started. As eager as I was to start fishing, my body was failing me. When I finally did make my move around 9 am, I pulled my legs to my chest to find my exit out of my sleeping bag. As I did, excruciating pain shot to my heels as they had officially scabbed up and adhered to my sleeping bag liner, ripping the thin layer of covering to the ping pong sized blisters off abruptly. It was a great way to begin my day. Once we made breakfast, geared up and strapped on the wading boots, we set off up the south fork of the Mokihinui. We were told to bypass the first couple miles of water due to the silt and sand build up resulting in very unsuitable habitat for trout. We walked for about an hour before we spotted the first fish. It was Zach's shot at casting. As he was approaching the fish to make his cast, we spotted another fish appear out of nowhere sitting amidst a large snag subsurface. Fearing that this second trout would bugger upstream and spook the first fish we saw, I opted to cast to the lower fish to see if, one, I could hook him and pull him out of there so Zach could cast at the original target, and two, hopefully, if that plan failed, spook the fish down stream. Well, neither plan succeeded. We resorted to throwing a small rock at the downstream fish, but the commotion of the rock breaking the water's surface not only caused the fish to jet upstream, but also immediately spooked the original fish and both disappeared forever. <br />
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Disappointed in our lack of tact and stealth, we trudged on in search of another fishy looking silhouette. We saw a couple more fish but they either were spotted too late or were sitting in areas that made it impossible to get a drift over them. Zach did end up hooking into a nice 4 1/2 pounder that took a nymph dropper. <br />
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We hiked all the way up to a couple of the tributaries to the south branch. But this late in the season, there wasn't enough water for these tribs to sustain a population of big browns. I would imagine fishing them earlier in the season at higher flows would be worth your time. By this time, we were a ways away from the hut and night was quickly approaching. We decided to call it quits and begin our disheartening trek home. That night was pretty typical, though we had a bit more energy to go head to head in some games of cards.<br />
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The next two days we headed up the north branch, the first day on the lower stretch and the second day up into the gorge. The north branch embodied a completely different character. The lower reaches resembled the south branch, however, as soon as you walk exactly an hour, you run into a lone boulder the size of a minivan. This marks the beginning of the gorge, which is gorgeous, no pun intended. Unfortunately, the fishing was extremely difficult. Because of the low water levels, all of the fish were sitting in the slow deep pools, belly to the bottom, cruising and eating nymphs flowing inches from the river bottom. You'd think you got a good cast, anticipating the trout's line, and allowing enough time for the nymph to reach the bottom before the fish reached your fly. As soon as the trout would approach your fly, the damn thing would take a rapid turn to face you and swim and follow your fly line to your feet until it bolted back down to the bottom, pectoral fins out like wings and wants nothing to do with you. Each pool had at least one good-sized brown cruising the depths and of course we tried and failed to catch each one, further sinking into a rut of depression and frustration. This continued for around 6 km of river when finally I spotted a fish that was actually in a feeding lane in the pillow upstream of a submerged boulder. Even though, up until that point, I was downtrodden and doubting my ability as a trout fisherman, this was one of those fish where I knew would make its way into the mesh of my net. It was one of those fish that was completely drunk with feeding and would essentially eat anything that even came close to resembling a fly.<br />
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I climbed down from the boulder from which we were spotting from and made my way to my casting position directly downstream from the trout's perch. This was right at the head of a pool in a deep run so the water was moving pretty swiftly and deep. I was standing in waist deep water and as I looked up to line up my cast and assess how much line I would need, I noticed a pretty nasty glare on the surface. I made a cast and as I feared, I couldn't see my dry fly on the surface. I yelled up to Zach to see if he had a read on the fly. He couldn't see it either from where he was standing. I did notice the fish was feeding mostly to his right and fortunately there was about a foot wide line to the fish's right where I could see the fly and as a result, detect any strike on the nymph below. I kept pounding that line over and over. Since the fish was feeding so aggressively, there was a good chance he wouldn't see my fly or could be swinging in the opposite direction. In most cases, in New Zealand, when you make one or two good casts over a fish and he doesn't eat or spook, you immediately switch flies. Since this particular fish was in such a frenzy, I assumed fly selection was irrelevant. The trick was to get the trout to see the fly, and in this case, persistence paid off. On about the tenth cast, my parachute adams was dragged under, I set and the line went tight with life. This fish gave me a run for my money and tore up and down the river, weaving in and out of boulders. It was quite the task maneuvering through this deep section of river to land this trout. Finally, after a nerve racking session of fighting the fish standing directly upstream of him, trying to drag him into a back eddy, I managed to net him after an unforgettable fight. It weighed in right at 5 lbs, but goes down as one of my more memorable fish and made the hike in worth every painful step.<br />
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We spent another day exploring a bit more water but ended up cutting our trip short. After what we equated to be 28 hours of hiking, we landed two fish. We saw some absolutely beautiful country and I guess that makes it all worth it in the end. But let's be honest, a few more fish in the net would've been a welcomed highlight to this adventure. We could have done without the ridiculous amount of sandflies as well. But, I've gotten as used to them as I am going to get. They're still bastards and I hate them, but I am always ready for them.<br />
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We hiked out after our fifth night at the Mokihinui Forks hut. What took us a shade under 7 hours on the way in, only took us a little over 5 hours on the way out. As bummed as we were to not have as good of fishing as the area has the reputation for, we still had a great trip and saw a breath taking part of the world.<br />
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Unfortunately, I can't un-see or un-experience the hag at the i Site. She was truly terrifying.Hoffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08372850906217407315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4992828292812602164.post-35821377122534489192012-04-13T18:40:00.000-06:002012-04-13T18:40:08.728-06:00They'll Ruin Your Week-aAfter we said our goodbyes to our hobbling, USA-bound friend, Les, we hopped in the Dirty Dog and headed west toward the coast. Because we had had such an extensive sabbatical from fishing, I thought it would be a good idea to put in a couple days of car camping and fishing a few rivers on the way before we headed to the trailhead of our extensive hike into the Mokihinui River drainage. We were recommended a few rivers near Lake Brunner, so we set up camp at a little turn off on the Orangapuki River, which is centrally located amongst several rivers and creeks that supposedly hold trout.<br />
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We began the monotony of assembling tents, blowing up sleeping pads, pillows and pulling out our sleeping bags when Zach yelled, "Holy shit! Did you see that?". Not sure exactly what it was, he said it looked like a cat of some sort. I came over to investigate, only to see nothing and to become skeptical of Zach's sanity. Just as I was about to really unleash a tidal wave of ridicule, we heard some twigs snapping behind us and spotted a brown tail end of a cat-sized animal disappear into the briars. Still unsure of which branch of the animal kingdom this creature belonged, we looked into it further. <br />
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Previous to this mysterious encounter, we were at the visitor's center up on Mount Cook and were doing some reading on a problem with feral cats in the area. Not your fluffy house cat named, Whiskers, but a big, "I'm gonna tear your face off", feral cat that I want no part of. Having this in the back of our minds, we approached the situation gingerly. As we crept up to this animal's den, we could see its silhouette in the shadows. We sat and watched for a minute as it rustled around in the bushes when finally, it poked its head out and stared at us with a look on its face as if to say, "Do you mind? I'm rustling here!!"<br />
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It wasn't a cat. It was a stupid looking flightless bird, about the size of a chicken, with red eyes, a long broad beak and a sense of entitlement written all over its face. At first, we didn't mind the newly welcomed guest. He would walk the perimeter of camp, displaying a boldness and curiosity not usually seen among normal, wary, skittish birds. It wasn't until we began setting up for dinner, when my acceptance for this feathery asshole started to dwindle. When food was presented, I swear I saw the bird's eyes get wide as it scurried into the bushes.<br />
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If you paid attention, you could hear the slow creep along the bush line nearing the bins of food. Fully aware that the bird was coming, I stood there waiting both in preparation to jump and wave my arms like a crazy person to dissuade it from stealing our food and in curiosity, just to see what this bird was capable of. Sure enough, without even acknowledging my presence, it appeared out of its cover, head bobbing like a chicken, fully preparing for unthinkable acts of thievery. Before it was able to snatch anything, I charged it, removing the bird from its trance and scared it off.<br />
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I thought that, like most animals of instinct, this encounter would have triggered its survival lobe in the brain to say, "I just learned from this fearful encounter, that if I pursue that plastic receptacle filled with food, then that giant animal, which I believe to be a human, will attack me, causing me much stress, potential bodily harm or in worst case scenario, loss of life." I'm sure those are the exact thoughts that flood an animal's brain when faced with a severe fight or flight situation. This bird continued to pester our food stocks and tested our patience. Soon enough, Zach and I were forced to up the ante and tested our aim with rocks. To my surprise, this bird wasn't fazed. In fact, every time we missed it with a rock, he chased after the rock as if it were food. I've never in my life seen an animal so instinctually lacking, that even after being struck with a golf ball sized rock, will continually present itself broadside and still think we're hucking food at him as hard as we can.<br />
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There was one encounter where this bird flanked us to the east, demanding both Zach and my attention. With rocks in hand, we turned to follow to teach this bastard a lesson. As soon as we were pulled from our posts near the food bins and engaging our new enemy, we heard the sound of rustling plastic. We turned around only to see a second bird running back to its cover with ziplock bag in tow soon to disappear into the briars. Since our food was latched in our big tupperware bins, I was confused as to what it stole. I turned to Zach perplexed and all he said to me was, "shit shovel". The asshole stole our spade that we use to bury our shit. Even though that is a useful tool for us and we obviously use it everyday it was almost satisfying to know that the bird was eating our shit. I think I even yelled it at one of the birds at least once, "Eat Shit, Bird!!!!", as I hauled a rock at its face. And that's exactly what he did. Good on ya, mate.<br />
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As soon as we thought we were finished with this pest, as I guess they return to cover come evening, we were startled awake, point blank by its squawking back and forth. Normally, when you hear birds calling, it's in a call and response manner, usually from across a valley or a other great distance. These birds were right next to each other, both essentially screaming in each other's ears as if it were a contest of volume. It happened again at day break, right before it snuck under my vestibule and pecked at my face. I've never wanted a gun more in my life. I'd shoot that smug look right off its stupid, feathery face. The problem is, if it didn't die or you missed he would've thought you were shooting food at him and continue ruining your life.<br />
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Oh, since this is a fishing blog, I should comment on the fishing. It was marginal at best. However, there is a spring creek that held some really spectacular fish, but it winds through a farmer's paddock and we couldn't find him to gain permission. Hopefully, on our way back.<br />
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As we continued on our way to the coast, we stopped in Greymouth, enjoyed a beer at a local tavern and then ate at a place called Billy-O Burger. Best burger by far in New Zealand. We were directed to a campsite by some girls that worked at the restaurant. The campsite was right on the beach. There really weren't any good sites to pitch a tent so we decided to sleep in the front seats of the Dirty Dog. It was pretty unbelievable to have a fire on the beach with good company, some beers and tunes. Plenty of drift wood which made for a pretty stellar beach bon fire.<br />
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The next day, we got some breakfast and continued onto Westport. This drive is unbelievable. I've never seen to much virgin coast before. In the States, every inch of beach frontage is built up with homes or high rises. The west coast of New Zealand is untouched and goes on forever. Truly stunning.<br />
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It was definitely a site to see, but let's get back to the devil bird I mentioned previously. As I was walking back to the cafe from the bathroom to finish the rest of my delicious peppered steak meat pie, I noticed a piece of paper with a photo of this menacing bird that had been terrorizing our lives for the last few days. Its called a weka (Week-a). The hanger described the weka, its traits, behavior and characteristics. It pretty much nailed this bird on the head with what we put up with at camp. We had to laugh at this new information.<br />
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When we finally reached the town nearest the trailhead to the Mokihinui, we made camp at an established campsite about 15 minutes drive from where we begin our journey. Once we had everything set up, we began packing our packs for the next days 8 hour hike in. Packing strategically for a week in the bush is always a bit of a cluster and definitely takes some time. Due to the fact that this area floods rapidly after a storm and usually takes a couple days to clear, we had to account for a few days of extra food in case we got stuck. What looked like a small creek to cross on the way in, can very easily turn into an impassible torrent after a good storm. Not much you can do until it clears. Meanwhile, as soon as all of our food came out, you can guess who joined the party: WEKA.<br />
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</tbody></table>I often wonder how a bird like this can survive in such a harsh and unforgiving environment called Earth. I would have put the weka on the extinct list right beside the DoDo Bird if I didn't know any better. I guess persistence pays off in the end. We could all learn a little something from our feathery little friend. If at first you fail, keep trying. And when this world begins to throw rocks at you, don't dodge them, embrace them. When the world wants you dead and gone, just wait until a beautiful sunset, then steal its summer sausage.<br />
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WEKA: They will truly ruin your week-a.Hoffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08372850906217407315noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4992828292812602164.post-3714934426862149992012-03-26T06:37:00.000-06:002012-03-26T06:37:26.908-06:00HiccupsI'm not sure I know anyone who enjoys a good hiccup session. Hiccups are bad. Hiccups are annoying. A bad case of hiccups can ruin your day. Depending on who you talk to, there are countless cures of hiccups. Drinking water while upside down. Spelling HICCUP forwards and backwards. Breathing in repeatedly until it hurts. Scaring someone when they aren't expecting it. And I could go on.<br />
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Recently, our trio had a hiccup, only the cure for it was a trip to the emergency room, surgery, 6 weeks in a cast and who knows how much rehab.<br />
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We were fishing about a half hour outside of Geraldine and came to a hole that seemed bottomless. In order to get a better view, our nimble friend, Les, volunteered to climb an overhanging tree to get an aerial view of the water to see if an leviathans lingered in the depths. To get the best view, he positioned himself on a questionably thin branch when "CRACK!!", the limb broke, sending him and the branch plummeting twelve feet to the unforgiving cobble rock below. It all happened so fast that we didn't know quite how to react. Well, I actually know exactly how I reacted because I remember giggling at the situation, ready to point and escalate my giggling into full blown demeaning laughter. However, I was completely oblivious to the severity of the situation. When Les didn't react and lay there in silent excruciating pain, all of us knew that he didn't land right.<br />
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</tbody></table>When we reached Les, he appeared to be in shock. Immediately ashen and sweaty, his hands were shaking and he kept repeating that this was the worst pain he's ever felt. Thankfully, we were still close to the vehicle. Zach sprinted for the first aid kit and wrapped his ankle over his boot as best he could to minimize anymore movement of the foot. We carried him the short distance to the truck, set him in the back, propped his foot up on the middle console and started making our way to the nearest hospital.<br />
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The nearest town of any size was Timaru, which was about an hour and fifteen minutes away from where we were fishing. When we got to the hospital, everyone was great. The care Les received was top notch. On top of this, the only thing Les paid for was the $12.00 for what would cost at least $500 back home for medication. Anyone who claims that a socialist country has shitty healthcare would be blown away by the quality of care Les received while in Timaru. But I digress... One humorous thing we encountered was the terminology Kiwi physicians used for a broken bone. Munted. Once we heard this term, we obviously tried our hardest to use the word "munted" as often as we could. "Oh, you totally munted it." or "I'm not sure I've seen an ankle that munted." "Could you feel your ankle munting when you fell?" In a situation such as this, humor seems like the only thing that seems right or at least has the potential of easing the tension, taking Les' mind off of the injury. <br />
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The doctors took some x-rays of his leg and they couldn't find any broken bones in his ankle. However, every time they pushed on his knee, it popped. They ended up taking an additional x-ray of his upper leg, around his knee and found a spiral fracture of his fibula, just below the knee. In addition to the break, he tore just about every ligament in his ankle from the surrounding bones which required surgery. In the end, Les was admitted and ended up spending 5 days in the hospital.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Very similar break to Les'. Spiral fracture of the fibula. Yay Google Images.</td></tr>
</tbody></table>It was a huge blow to the morale of the group to lose Les to a freak accident like this. We're thankful that nothing worse happened and that we were near help. Had we been out in the bush... Nah, I don't even want to think about it. All in all, Les' trip is over and is heading back to the states shortly. No one is more bummed than Les. Most of the success and planning of this trip can be attributed to him and for that we are all appreciative. Again, it is a huge loss to the group and we will miss his company, his knowledge of the area and his overall ridiculous fly fishing prowess that he brought to the table. It is now our turn to step up to the plate and pick up the slack. It has been a few weeks since the accident and not much fishing has occurred since then. Our momentum was lost, but it's about damn time that we get our asses back in gear and start fishing. We've got some good stuff ahead of us. I can't wait to tell you about it.Hoffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08372850906217407315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4992828292812602164.post-18680788044693595462012-03-12T06:10:00.000-06:002012-03-12T06:10:36.247-06:00Pay It ForwardAfter we reunited with the other guys after our epic backpack trip, where we caught a ridiculous amount of big fish, we found out that their trip was a bust. According to them, they caught one 3 or 4 lb. fish and had opportunities at only one or two others for the entire 4 days. As we were finishing up our hike out of the river, we saw the dirty dog pulling over the bridge and I would imagine it looked as though we were skipping with an incredible bounce in our step after such a fun few days. Even though it felt good to know we had the better beat of water, it sucked to know that Matt, who again was only here for just under two weeks, had wasted 4 of his fishing days on shitty fishing with poor conditions. <br />
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Our next stop was in Reefton. The night before we stayed at a motel for cheap and had a pretty stellar night with some kiwi guys working at a mine nearby. They claimed that there were eels in the creek running through the property. Of course, we played devils advocate and called "bullshit" on their claim. Immediately, one of the guys ran inside his room and came back out with a can of sweet chili flavored tuna and said, "Follow me". We did and sure enough, as soon as he plopped the entire can of tuna into the water, an eel appeared, snaking up through a riffle below to investigate the delicious scents in the water. Before we knew what happened, Matt had charged into the creek, looking to noodle up some eel. With all of us heckling him from the bridge above, he made multiple attempts at grabbing it, but each time the eel either slipped out of his hands or Matt recoiled back in fear of getting bit. Either option didn't bode well for him, as he was getting ridiculed for both. We didn't receive any eel sushi that night, but overall it was pretty stellar entertainment for all of us watching. <br />
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The next day, since we all wanted Matt to get into some fish, we drove him and Les up a track up the Waitahu River just outside of Reefton. This track is a 4WD road that eventually is impassible due to a washout across the road. It essentially got them half way up and the rest of the way was a pretty easy hike along the road to get to the hut about 7km away. Zach and I had a good list of water we wanted to fish, but first went back into Reefton to gorge ourselves on meat pies and coffee. We then got back in the car and drove the half hour back to Springs Junction, found a camp site, set up camp and then departed for the river. The stretch of river we chose was supposed to be pretty solid with plenty of fish and decent access. We drove to the end of the road and found another vehicle parked there. We cursed at the truck, kicked some dirt at the tires and then ventured back up the road in the direction we came from to find some access well above where they were parked. We found a good pull off about 6km upstream of the other vehicle and dropped down to the river. After plenty of rain the previous couple days, the river was clear, but raging. After scanning the river for a safe place to cross, we found our route and committed. The water was freezing and deep. The word "shrinkage" doesn't quite do it justice. We fished for most of the day. We saw plenty of fish but because the water was so high, most of them were unfishable unless you waded chest deep and didn't mind dying. It then started to rain and the fish spotting went to shit so we bushwhacked back to the road and walked the 3 or 4 kms back to the car. We drove back to Springs Junction to a cafe and had some dinner. Not knowing what else to do, we sat in the car, listening to music, watching the rain slowly ruin our fishing for the next few days. It felt as though we both had this realization at the same time, but we looked at each other and almost simultaneously said, "I think the bar is still open in Reefton". <br />
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Relieved and excited for a warm establishment with a tasty brew, we drove back to Reefton, accepting defeat on the river. It was Friday and that means Friday Night Rugby. The bar was packed with an elderly crowd that night with a couple younger guys and what seemed like their parents. Since we are still unfamiliar with the rules of rugby, we were asking the younger guy, who turned out to be a stud rugby player who played for a New Zealand national team in a tournament over in the states, about the rules of rugby. They were really nice about it and definitely took the time to explain as much as they could. After the game, we started chatting with them about who we were, where we were from, what we are doing here and all of the other friendly conversation topics. It came up that we were heading back to Springs Junction and sleeping in tents in the rain and the mom offered us a bed at their house for the night. The first offer, we politely declined but thanked them for offering. However, as the night went on, the rain started pissing harder, they offered again and Zach and I kind of looked at each other, shrugged, as if to say, "why not?" and this time accepted the offer. <br />
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We followed them to their house, which was a beautiful home and they took us in like we were their own. The stud rugby player turned out to be their son and we met two more of their kids once at the house. They gave us a queen size bed and then brought in a blow up mattress. It may have been the best night sleep I've had in a long time. When we woke up, we were shown where all of the breakfast food was and as I was fixing up some breakfast, the dad, Malcolm, said something to me. Now, what I have discovered about myself while spending time in New Zealand, is I am really bad at understanding English with an accent. All I heard from Malcolm was, "mumble mumble mumble mumble <b>trout</b> mumble mumble mumble...?". This probably isn't the best way to answer someone when you have no idea what they are saying, but I answered, "Sure" because it seemed like it was a question. I thought he wanted to show us more pictures of trout he had caught. When I was finishing up breakfast, I heard him say, "Are you about ready boys?". When I heard this, I thought he was heading to work and wanted us out. I went to Zach who was brushing his teeth, and told him that we should leave. When we were all packed up, we loaded the car and went to go thank Malcolm for having us and that we were going to head out. He looked at me confused and said, "You guys don't want to go see the Waitahu?". I answered him, just as confused, "Oh sure, that'd be great...". We hopped in his truck and drove about 5 minutes to a large warehouse looking building. We thought he was just dropping a battery off to be charged and from there we would drive up the Waitahu River. But, then he said "Follow me". We did, not knowing what was going on. We walked in and there is an entire garage of nice vehicles including a refurbished 1950s Ford 100 truck and a 60s Shelby. All in mint condition. We keep following him through the warehouse, he opens the back doors and reveals an even bigger room housing three helicopters. Having found out the night before that Malcolm was a helicopter pilot, Zach turns to me and mouths the words, "I think he's taking us up in the chopper!". Sure enough, he starts checking the helicopter, has us help him tow it out to the landing concrete area and told us to hop in. At this point, we were aghast at the luck we were having and couldn't believe we were going to be taking off in a helicopter. Honestly, we had no idea this was happening until we walked into the helicopter hangar. We would have grabbed some cameras and documented the experience, but because of my damn inability to understand the New Zealand accent, we both left the cameras in the car. <br />
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We took off, and Malcolm showed us the area and the surrounding coal and gold mines in the hills. He then took us up the Waitahu River and hovered above the hut our buddies were staying at to see if we could see them, give them the finger and possibly moon them. When we talked to them after they returned, they thought we were a guide service that was jumping them on the river with fishermen. This was exactly what I was hoping for. It was one of the more unbelievable experiences I have ever had. When we returned back to their home, we thanked them as much as we could and then parted ways, only to return later with a thank you note and a case of Speights beer for Malcolm and whoever else wanted to indulge. We figured, since we met them in a pub, it was fitting to gift them with beer. <br />
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We are continually blown away by the hospitality the folks in New Zealand have shown us. There is definitely a "Pay it forward" mindset here and it makes me want to bring that back to the States. If the family that took us in is reading this, we thank you again for showing us such great generosity and hospitality.Hoffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08372850906217407315noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4992828292812602164.post-23294170823453544642012-03-05T14:24:00.000-07:002012-03-05T14:24:22.167-07:00Mustache ContestSo when we first got to New Zealand, we established that while we are here, it would be "no shave New Zealand". That has been amended a bit, as we have allowed the trimming of a beard. I have not quite gotten to this yet judging by the pictures of my vicious neck beard. Gross. <br />
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One night we were standing around campfire and discussing our facial situations. Clearly, the consensus is that our mustaches are the most uncomfortable bit of facial hair because they have gotten to the point of growing over our upper lips, into our mouths. I'm sure this is something you get used to after a while of having a mustache, however, for the time being they are a surprising nuisance. <br />
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Anyway, while standing around the fire, we established a contest: First person to trim their mustache has to buy the group a bottle of whisky. No questions asked. I open this post up for comments on who you think will be the loser of the group. The game is on!<br />
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</tbody></table>Hoffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08372850906217407315noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4992828292812602164.post-16273527394271922042012-03-04T19:50:00.003-07:002012-03-04T19:54:09.687-07:00Paper Covers Rock<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">When we were last in Christchurch to pick up a buddy of Les', Matt, I received a request to Skype with Chappie Chapman, whom we hired as a guide in our first week in New Zealand. Of course, I answered and we began chatting and filling him in on our successes and our defeats as we made our way through the rivers of New Zealand. Les had joined me pretty early on in the conversation and after we finished updating Chappie, he began advising us as to where we should head next. Chappie is definitely one of those guys that has been around the game for a very long time and when he talks, you grab a pen and paper and start with the note taking. He mentioned many of the rivers we were already planning on fishing, but then went on to talk about some rivers more off the beaten track, one of which he guaranteed a shot at a double digit (10+ lb.) fish. Our ears perked a little at this bold statement and threw an extra underline under the name of this river. The conversation went on for a shade under an hour, we demonstrated our gratitude for this information and said our good byes.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Once Matt arrived, we got organized and squeezed as much as we could into an already jam packed Dirty Dog (our vehicle) and set off with our compass pointing north. We got to our campsite a couple hours before sunset, set up camp, made some bland, tasteless instant dinners, pounded some American whisky of the Wild Turkey and Makers Mark sort (compliments of Matt, Thank you), shared some laughs and went to bed. In the morning, we made some breakfast and began discussing our plan for the next few days. Because three people is already a crowd on a river, where all day you may see one fish, four people would be short of impossible. We decided splitting up in twos was the smart plan, and once it was established who was fishing with who, we needed to decide who was fish where.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">This brings me back to that conversation with Chappie. This said creek, that he guaranteed a fish over 10 lbs. was in the vicinity. Les and Matt were fishing together and I with Zach. It came down to Rock, Paper, Scissors to decide who got to fish this water. One round. Me vs. Les. One... Two... Three... Shoot... My paper covered his rock. Double digits were ours.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Zach and I geared up for three days camping, and after a shade over 10 km hike, which we did in roughly two and a half hours, we were there. It was a very seamless, effortless hike in. However, the thoughts of our last extensive tramp to the Electric River still haunted us and the thought of a long hike with heavy packs with poor fishing in return was in the back of our minds. It is a risk that you always take when exploring new water. But, to our surprise, there was a nice, flat trail to follow, and when we got there, there was a perfect camping area equipped with fire pit, flat soft ground to pitch a tent, a stack of wood and a 4 lb. brown sitting happy as can be in the first pool right by camp. How about that? Too good to be true? Nah. It was about time lady luck started swaying our way.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
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<div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">The first day on the water was good, but not mind blowing. We had some opportunities at some good fish. Zach had a great afternoon, bringing in a 4 pounder and a 6 1/2 pounder. I got somewhat owned, farming two fish and catching a 4 lb. brown after losing him at my feet and diving in after him, luckily grabbing him by the tail. So, essentially, I got skunked with my fly rod, but went one for one when noodling. Maybe I have a future in Hillbilly Hand Fishing.</div><div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
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</span></div><div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; color: #cccccc;">Day two could simply be categorized by using one word: EPIC. We walked to where we ended the day before and began spotting fish. This day was much brighter, which made spotting borderline easy. It seemed as though every pool we came up to, housed a big ol' boy lurking in the depths. It also seemed as though the farther we walked, the bigger and the dumber the fish got. I started out the day casting to a fish that was pushing 7 pounds at least. I somehow farmed him when he ate my dry fly, after waiting what seemed like 2 seconds to set the hook, and he buggered, leaving me baffled and disgusted with myself. I got redemption on another fish that seemed spooked when I spotted him. We were approaching a pool from atop a 20 foot bluff and when I saw him, he was darting from the tail out and stopped in the shadows along an overhanging cliff face. Most of the time, when a fish spooks, he vanishes like some sort of apparition. This fish, however remained visible and, on top of that, appeared to be actively feeding on nymphs subsurface. I tied on a dry dropper rig and casted to him. On the second cast, he hammered the nymph. I set the hook, causing him to thrash and leap out of the water as high as I've ever seen a brown trout jump. Without exaggerating, this fish came all of 4 feet clear out of the water. I thought he was false hooked because he tore upstream about 100 ft, ripping up spillways, not slowing down. I chased him upstream, eventually tiring him out and resting him in my net. He was, in fact, hooked in the mouth and one of the healthiest browns I've seen, weighing in at 5 3/4 pounds, with the heart of a lion. It definitely ranks in as one of the most memorable fish to date.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"></div><div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
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</tbody></table><div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">We continued on this trend of seeing bruiser after bruiser. Not all of them ate our fly, but most of them did. We had to get creative on a few fish, but in the end, it was an unbelievable day. We didn't break the double digit mark, but we got pretty damn close. The final tally consisted of two fish at 4 pounds, two at 5 pounds, a 5 3/4 pounder, a 6 1/2 pounder and the biggest totaling 8 pounds. On top of that, we either missed or snapped off another 4-6 fish all in the same weight class or bigger. Zach had a heart breaker, snapping off the one fish that may have broken the double digit mark. But, in the end it was an unbelievable run on this creek. Unforgettable. </div><br />
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Les and Zach took the upper Patterson Bush Beat and Jeff and I started down the Lincoln Beat only to find shitty spotting conditions and very few fish. There is so much good water on this stretch of river, however we were only able to see 10 feet of it at a time due to the poor visibility. We battled for the first 3 or 4 hours, spooking the few fish we saw. Eventually, I became a bit impatient and frustrated and told Jeff we either need to start blind fishing or sit down and wait for the sun to break so we can actually start spotting fish from a reasonable distance. Up until then, we hadn't casted to a fish and the ones we did cast to, were one wrong presentation away from buggering downstream. <br />
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We stopped to have some lunch which consisted of 3 slices of aged cheese, hand shredded slow roasted chicken breast, incorporated into a dijon aioli, topped with a delicately laid layer of dijon mustard for presentation, of course, wrapped in a whole grain tortilla shell. But, really what it consisted of was a tortilla with sharp cheddar cheese, or in Kiwi terms, "Tasty Cheese", canned dijon flavored mayonnaise chicken plopped down onto an aggressive pile of whole grain mustard, mushed together and eaten as fast as it was made. A pretty tasty meal, but lacking in the gourmet department. This was eaten just after our amuse-bouche of tasty cheese and summer sausage eaten together in whole. A great way to get the head right and regain the energy to battle poor conditions.<br />
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When we finished lunch, our luck turned and sun peeked through the clouds. The grey slowly turned to blue and we all of a sudden had ideal fishing conditions with great spotting and low winds for accurate casts. The fish started to come out of the wood work and we began to have opportunities at feeding fish. This isn't to say that the fishing was easy. If there was a doctorate degree given to fish with an emphasis of determining what was real and what was our fly, these fish would have walked with honors and proudly hung their plaque on the wall. Aside from our experiences with trout feeding on willow grubs down south, these fish were by far the most technical to date. I felt as though I was pulling all of the tricks out of the book. I almost went midgy on their asses. I would change up flies 7 or 8 times only to have them give me the middle fin and spook, leaving me speechless and heart broken. But, we received more chances. <br />
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Jeff hooked into the first fish. Of all of the flies for this fish to eat, he took no time in demolishing a peacock humpy. He had this fish on for a minute or so, but ended with it throwing the hook leaving his line limp and his morale broken. This did, however, give us hope that these fish would eat if we presented the right fly. It's amazing what that glimmer of confidence will do to an angler.<br />
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I have to give Jeff a ridiculous amount of credit for his ability to spot fish on this river. Once the conditions improved, he spotted about 90% of the fish before they spooked. I wish our fishing was as on point. We kept walking and casted to a few more fish. Still nothing. Finally, we came upon a fish and spotted it late. It didn't flee, however. It stayed in its lane and continued feeding. We slowly backed off and got into position to make a cast. It was my turn to fish and I threw a few different flies at him and he didn't budge. Didn't even twitch. Showed no interest. I attempted a "Bionic Bug", which is a local pattern, tied by a guy named Stu Tripney who owns Stu's Fly Shop in Athol. The fly is a gigantic fly that doesn't really look like anything and has doll boggly eyes glued onto two foam posts. This fly usually is a last resort and will sometimes induce a reaction strike with trout. You plop it down near the fish and with all the commotion on the surface, it will sometimes cause the fish to react without thinking and it will engulf it. Well, even though it worked in the past, this fish didn't have any interest. At this point, we walked back up to the fish, even with its eyes and looked at it, just to make sure it was a fish we were fishing to. Sometimes you are casting for a half hour to a rock without knowing it. Once we saw it feed again, we backed off and reformulated our plan of attack.<br />
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This entire time I thought this fish was spooked, but when we saw the fish eat right in front of us, when any other normal fish would have been a 1/2 mile downstream by now, we knew we had a definite chance at hooking this fish. I tied on a size 16 Shroeder's Caddis with a traditional, hare's ear soft hackle off the back, trailing about 2 1/2 feet. On the first cast, the fish swung out and hammered the soft hackle. I set the hook and my rod was bent. From there the fight was on. <br />
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When I first started casting to him, I thought he wasn't that big. Maybe 3 to 3 1/2 pounds. Big back home, but average to below average in New Zealand. I'm not gonna lie, we're starting to become a little spoiled. He was a strong fish, however. I was laying the hammer to him pretty good, but he wasn't budging very easily. I eventually got him near shore to discover that this fish was enormous. I beached him in some shallow water and Jeff jumped in behind him and tailed him. We put him at all of 7 pounds and up until this point, marks the brown trout of my career. It was an absolutely perfect fish and a perfect way to end a tough day. It is a time like this that makes all of the patience and dedication worth it. I could have quit and walked back to the car at that moment.<br />
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I'll remember this day forever. I hope for the opportunity to one day top this fish by the time I leave New Zealand. But, if not, 7 pounds is pretty damn good. <br />
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We began our journey in high hopes of epic brown trout fishing on a tributary of Lake Monowai called the Electric River. We heard from a guy back home as well as a couple locals that this river was on their "to fish" list and it was also circled in our atlas from a buddy of ours that had visited this area two years ago for a 5 month hiatus. On paper, this place seemed like a gold mine and worth the extreme effort to get there. <br />
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We drove to the trailhead that began our hike or in Kiwi terms "tramp" and did our final check of our packs to ensure we had enough food and gear for what we planned to be about 5 nights in the bush. Each of our packs, with our gear for camping and fishing weighed about 50-65 pounds, mine for some reason pushing that 65 lb. mark. But, I've carried a pack that heavy before and what could possibly be different this time around? <br />
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The first lag was about a 4 1/2 hour tramp to a hut a little over half way to the final Lake Monowai hut where the trail ends. Having not done any serious hiking as of yet, we were pretty beat after this first wave of hike, especially since we lost the trail at the end and ended up finishing the last kilometer in mucky terrain with briars the entire way. There was one point where my feet got entangled in some of the weeds, about 100 yards shy of the hut and took me down, immediately jump starting a wave of cramps up my calves and my hamstrings. While on the ground, I couldn't move my legs or my feet, so I couldn't relieve any of the cramps for what felt like minutes but was probably more like 30 seconds. There were plenty of four letter words yelled at this point. But, I recovered, finished the hike and we decided to stay the night at the Clark Hut.<br />
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We made dinner, had a fire and tried to recuperate our legs for what was going to be a much longer day the next morning. Sleep came and we were on the trail again by 10 the next morning, feeling motivated for great fishing. The next lag to the Lake Monowai hut was only 2 1/2 hours and we got there by about 12:30 pm, stopped to grab some lunch and stretch out a bit before the final approach to the Electric River. We knew that the trail ended at that point and that bush whacking was in our future, but we had no idea what was ahead of us. We threw the packs back on and entered what is essentially as thick of a jungle as you will find. No trail. No flat terrain. Though we didn't want to admit it, we were entering hell on earth.<br />
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On my GPS, it said we were a shade under 4 km from the Electric River as a crow flies. If you look at that as your local 5 km run at your "Santa Scamper" it would take you roughly 20-30 minutes to run. It took the three of us 8 1/2 hours to travel roughly 5 km. It was by far the sketchiest thing I have done to date and I can guarantee you that it won't happen again. About two hours into the hike, I asked Zach if we had signed the Visitors Log at the last hut and he said, "Oh shit, no. Did Les?". We called up to Les with the same question and he replied "No, why?", knowing clearly why we asked. If something would have happened to us, we essentially didn't exist. If one of us had broken a leg, turned an ankle, or injured ourselves in a way that made it impossible to return, there was nobody coming to find us. At that point, it got real. <br />
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The terrain we were hiking over with, let me remind you, 60 lb packs on would not be easy even without gear on your back. After 4 hours of hiking we had only covered just under 2 km and were averaging about .5 km/hr. The land from the lake shot up 3,000 ft in less than a mile so we were always walking on about a 60 degree side incline. As soon as you thought you were making progress, you would run into a bluff that you had to back track and climb 100 feet up or down to pass over. We would be climbing up and grab a root that happened to be rotten and it would tear away leaving you dangling by the one strong hold you had or tumbling down the mountain side. We all took tumbles, but the scariest occurred when Les was descending down a bluff and attempted to swing down to a good foot hold. When he began swinging, the momentum from his pack propelled him off the tree he was holding on to sending him into a creek that flowed off a 12 foot bluff onto a rocky shore. At the last second, as he was about to shoot off the edge, he split his legs and caught himself between two rocks. There were plenty of close calls, but no serious casualties, other than bumps, bruises and about as low of a morale as is mentally possible.<br />
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When we finally got there, my legs were about as exhausted as I have ever experienced and when we reached the beach where we were going to camp, I had career ending cramps in both of my hamstrings, causing me to essentially crawl the last 100 yards. Setting up camp was not as fluid as it has been in the past. We were all like zombies, physically and mentally exerted to our breaking points.<br />
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We woke up the next morning to the sounds of a helicopter and immediately we thought that some assholes had come to fish the water we had fought for. On any other day, we would have sprinted out of our tents to wave them off, but our bodies were too sore to move and there were clouds of sandflies around our tents. If you have never experienced sandflies, or as the Maori call them Te Namu, they are, in large numbers the most evil creature on earth. The have the stinging effect of a mosquito, but the swarming effect of killer bees. When I first stepped out of my tent, I was wearing a t-shirt and my arms were more black than skin colored, and every fly that was on me was biting me simultaneously. Every morning, it is like gearing up for war and if there is any exposed skin on your body, Te Namu will find it.<br />
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We soon find out that the Electric River doesn't have a single brown in it. But, instead, on the stretch we fished, which was maybe a mile long that is eventually stonewalled by a waterfall and can't be reached by foot, there were about 10 rainbows all averaging about 15 inches long. Zach did however rope into a nice 3 1/2 pound rainbow, but overall, shit for fishing. We came all that way, battled through jungle and had 4 full days of hiking for a half day of mediocre fishing. Pretty heartbreaking.<br />
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We ended up hiking out the next morning through the same bluffed out forest we came in through and pushed through to the Clark hut, signing every visitor book along the way. When we made it to the car, all of us almost had tears in our eyes, overjoyed by the fact that we made it out alright and that we could finally take the packs off after essentially spending the last 5 days with them strapped to our backs.<br />
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We learned an incredible lesson and will sure as shit not try anything like that again. Our blisters and sores will heal, but that journey will forever stay with us. It made all of us stronger mentally, but also made us realize that sometimes it's just not worth the risk. I thank God that we all made it back alive and I look forward to a really nice hot bacon and egg meat pie tomorrow morning in Te Anau.<br />
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You live and you learn, but you only learn if you live through it. Not a bad motto to keep in the back of your mind.<br />
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<span id="goog_803042864"></span><span id="goog_803042865"></span>Hoffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08372850906217407315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4992828292812602164.post-810888583372721092012-02-15T02:29:00.000-07:002012-02-15T02:29:34.230-07:00QueenstownFirst off, I apologize for the lack of posts. Hopefully, I can get all of them in tonight, but otherwise, I will fill them in as I go. Most of them are outdated, but stories nonetheless.<br />
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Onto Queenstown...<br />
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It's difficult to put down into words exactly what went down in Queenstown. As Les so eloquently put it, "It took a month out of my wallet and a year off of my life." We rolled into Queensotwn on a Monday and were immediately overwhelmed and stressed by the amount of people and cars swarming the streets. You have to understand that the previous three weeks have not exactly been epitomized by "urban dwelling" or any human interaction for that matter. We have stayed at a couple campsites or hostels along the way, but each were just a glorified, flatter piece of grass to pitch a tent than the rocky river beds we had previously called home. Driving into Queenstown was every bit of a culture shock as it was for me visiting Minneapolis for the first time after living in Montana for a year or so. Busy.<br />
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Queenstown initially didn't impress me. I could confidently attribute that to the ridiculous stress level we had reached when having to deal with "one ways", pedestrian cross walks, round abouts and street lights. You also have to remember that we are driving on the right side of the car and on the left side of the road, so everything is completely ass backwards. We finally did find the hostel. It was called the "Backpackers Lakeside". The girls met us there and we planned for kind of a last hoorah for the five of us before we begin most of our back country trips and they continue on to do whatever it is they are going to do. The hostel actually had rooms for $25 per person and the rooms had beds. I hadn't slept in a bed for all of at least 3 weeks. I'm not gonna lie, it felt pretty damn outstanding. The hostel was right on the lake and about a 3 minute walk from downtown. It was a pretty perfect location. Queenstown slowly was winning back some points.<br />
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Because this town is so touristy and there really aren't too many good fishing options close to Queenstown, we decided to dedicate the next two days to living it up in the city. This is where I cue my mother to stop reading. Ha!<br />
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Instead of doing a play by play and reminiscing all of the seemingly poor decisions we made in the process, let me just try to describe the nights events in a few phrases. Drinks were had, ear drums suffered, sleep was lost, fun was had and I pissed off a pier into the lake.<br />
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A few notable spots were riding the bull at the cowboy bar, which is about the most stereotypical American cowboy bar in New Zealand. More American than most American bars in America. We ate at Fergburger, which is open late night and is extra sloppy when consumed late at night. Not sure exactly why. Jesse Lance Robbins can rest assured that his record of two Big Al Fergburgers in one day is safe. Nobody even attempted it out of pure fear of such a task. <br />
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We made friends with a Brit named Louis who ended our second night by taking us to a bar called the "Boiling Room" where they stay open until 4 am, and yes mother, we closed it down. All of the other places were less memorable, however they all contributed to our less than desirable states come Wednesday.<br />
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Since Queenstown is the capital of extreme activities, we spent our final day jet boating in Shotover Canyon, just outside of town. I was a little skeptical of the entire thing because it was damn expensive and it didn't seem like anything mind blowing. However, I was soon proven wrong. These jet boats hold about 12 people and they are essentially a giant wave runner. They load you in wearing a poncho and a life jacket and take you full speed down this canyon that at times will maybe fit 1 1/2 of these boats wide. The captain of this boat came within inches from hitting these sheer rock walls and then followed that by twirling his finger in the air to tell us to hold on for the 360 degree flip he's about to do. I would recommend it to anyone traveling here to give that a go. I didn't get to bungee jump, but on our way back through, I'm hoping to knock that one off the bucket list.<br />
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Overall, Queenstown was a blast. It definitely dug a hole in the wallet a bit, but I don't regret any of it. I can always catch up on sleep later. I can't always party like an asshole in Queenstown. You only live once, right?<br />
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I have to say, though, it did feel pretty nice getting back into the countryside and fall asleep under the stars on my sleeping pad as opposed to a mattress. What made it better was ending our first day back on the water with the rod bent with a beautiful 4.5lb brown. It kept our group's "no skunk" streak alive just a shade before dark. Let's hope I didn't jinx it. Who's got some wood I can knock on?<br />
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We are currently heading into the woods for about another week and it won't be until then that I will be able to post.<br />
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Until then.Hoffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08372850906217407315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4992828292812602164.post-10094142104343061022012-01-30T19:27:00.000-07:002012-01-30T19:27:28.740-07:00Things in Cans<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <o:OfficeDocumentSettings> <o:AllowPNG/> </o:OfficeDocumentSettings> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:TrackMoves>false</w:TrackMoves> <w:TrackFormatting/> <w:PunctuationKerning/> <w:DrawingGridHorizontalSpacing>18 pt</w:DrawingGridHorizontalSpacing> <w:DrawingGridVerticalSpacing>18 pt</w:DrawingGridVerticalSpacing> <w:DisplayHorizontalDrawingGridEvery>0</w:DisplayHorizontalDrawingGridEvery> <w:DisplayVerticalDrawingGridEvery>0</w:DisplayVerticalDrawingGridEvery> <w:ValidateAgainstSchemas/> <w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:IgnoreMixedContent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:Compatibility> <w:BreakWrappedTables/> <w:DontGrowAutofit/> <w:DontAutofitConstrainedTables/> <w:DontVertAlignInTxbx/> </w:Compatibility> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:LatentStyles DefLockedState="false" LatentStyleCount="276"> </w:LatentStyles> </xml><![endif]--> <!--[if gte mso 10]> <style>
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<div class="MsoNormal">When camping, especially for an extended period of time, it is important to vary your diet so you don’t begin to go insane.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>In the first week or so, while traveling in New Zealand, 90% of our meals have been prepared on our fold out table and heated using a Whisper Lite camp stove.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Most everything is water based, usually originating from a bag or a box, dehydrated and crusty until doused with boiling hot water.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>A college freshman would succeed at a higher rate in the wild, due to their love and reliance on ramen noodles to get through the rigors of class and studying.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>We’ve played around with different combinations of foods, sauces and seasonings, but I believe the true MVP goes to canned chicken.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>We’ve discovered this treat at many of the local grocery stores and they come in a ridiculous amount of preparations and flavors.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Diced, shredded, pulled, the chicken is seasoned with sea salt, cracked black pepper or flavored with Italian tomato, sweet chili or just basic chicken salad.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>You can add them to rice, noodles, or just eat them alone with a slice of cheese and stuffed in a pita.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">Cooking at a campsite is sometimes a chore, because in our case, we spend all day walking miles along a river and then come back tired and wishing we had a menu to order from with an extensive beer selection.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But, we don’t have that luxury and in that case we must continue to make things interesting and further hack into the creative side of our culinary mind.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>College students will have so much to learn from us when we’re through with this interim in Kiwi land. </div><!--EndFragment-->Hoffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08372850906217407315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4992828292812602164.post-69925753817355066292012-01-30T19:25:00.000-07:002012-01-30T19:25:15.241-07:00Epicness<div class="MsoNormal">You ever have those days when everything seems to match up right, the stars align, you can do no wrong? Today was all of that and then some. Last night, we just happened to meet back up with the girls in Twizel and had a pretty fun night at what the kiwis call a holiday park, which is essentially a New Zealand version of a KOA. We bought some wine and the makings for burritos and had a relaxed, fun time. We also randomly met up with a guy we had been emailing back and forth with for the last few weeks named George. He’s a buddy of a guy that Les and I know from Steamboat and he just happened to have hitchhiked his way to Twizel and just happened to be staying at the same campsite. Weird. After a few glasses of wine and possibly a pull or two from the bag of wine, we ended up inviting him along with us for the next few days while we fished some rivers near Twizel and Lake Tekapo. We didn’t really think this one through considering we can barely fit the three of us in our car with all of our gear. But, we couldn’t back out on our invite and the next day, rocking a brand new headache from the cheap wine the night before, we somehow made it work. There honestly wasn’t an inch to spare in the Dirty Dog and for the hour so drive, Zach and George got real intimate and shared a seat in the back. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal">We found a spot for us to camp, set up our tents, rigged up and were gone. We walked up the main body of water, but the lighting was a little weird and spotting fish was a challenge. We looked to the east and noticed another line of willows that will usually signify another stretch of water. We hike over to the tree line and found this gorgeous piece of river. I jumped in below the other guys and immediately started spotting fish. I lined up one solid, maybe 2.5 pound brown and stuck his ass on the first cast. I saw a second fish and made a cast with the same Amy’s Ant pattern & stuck another one of similar size. This went on for three more fish and after 5 casts, I had 5 eats and 3 fish to hand. It was definitely one of those special moments on the water that you can’t necessarily put into words and give it the justice in deserves. Being out here with 2 other guys doesn’t allow for you to have that time alone that sometimes as an angler you crave. As fun as it is, fishing these waters in a group and having the camaraderie and support of a couple buddies, those times spent alone on a river is very refueling and meditative time. It is a time like this, which completely rejuvenates my soul.<br />
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</div>Hoffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08372850906217407315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4992828292812602164.post-49294246153151406042012-01-25T00:58:00.000-07:002012-01-25T00:58:16.357-07:00Starry Starry NightI'm lying here in my tent, trying to find the best position to write in my journal. It turns out that lying on your side, journal to your left seems to be the best. I had a funny, yet sobering realization tonight while sitting around the camp fire. I was gazing up at an almost unfamiliar night sky, full of flickering specks of light. You become accustomed to seeing your world in such a particular way that as soon as your surroundings change, no matter the circumstance, your world can immediately seem flipped upside down. In my case, my world literal seems upside down. As I lost myself in the starry night, as I often do on beautiful nights such as this, I became transfixed on Orion's belt. I got a little excited, as this was the only constellation I recognized in this foreign place, only it looked a little different. It was upside down. Even though I have fully embraced the fact that I am almost 10,000 miles from home, Orion hammered that fact home tonight. I'm not home sick, but it does make me miss the ones I love and care about, knowing that they (though at a different time) are gazing at those same stars, only from a completely different perspective.<br />
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Oh... yeah... and I caught a five pound brown today. Damn you Orion for making me so damn sentimental. <br />
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More pictures and stories to come...Hoffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08372850906217407315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4992828292812602164.post-44848746295158075902012-01-21T11:58:00.002-07:002012-01-21T13:03:09.147-07:00Tight Lines and the Art of FarmingWe finally got out on the water to see how our skills match up with with what is called the "Upper Graduate" type of fly fishing in New Zealand. Through the conversations we've had and the literature we've read, we had mentally prepared ourselves for a tough road of humbling failure. New Zealand is a place where the conditions are always difficult, requiring long casts, impeccable accuracy, long leaders, lots of wind and rain, and maybe most importantly, stealth. Having not experienced the fishing and all of the factors that go into it, we didn't know exactly what to expect. The anticipation of actually driving to a river was unbelievably great.<br />
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</div>The first river we fished was the Broken River, a rainbow trout fishery notorious for 1-3 pound fish. We figured it would be a perfect warmup for us and it was relatively close to where we have been staying for the last few days. The girls joined us as well and all five of us piled into their Toyota Vitz, which you could equate to a two door speck, only this one has four doors. Needless to say, it wasn't the most roomy vehicle to ride a decent distance in. On top of the long drive, we soon find out that there is a 20 km dirt road that leads to the river. In most situations, this road would had been fine. As far as gravel roads go, it was in great shape. The Vitz, however, has the clearance similar to a wet piece of toilet paper. We were going roughly 10 mph the entire way and bottomed out when straddling golf ball sized rocks. Each way tacked on another 2 hours each way, which definitely cut into our fishing time. But, sure enough, slow and steady wins the race and we got there. After another mile and a half of easy road hiking and one decently lengthy and steep decent down to the river, we removed our rods from their tubes and began rigging up. <br />
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The Broken River was gorgeous. It definitely had some glacial melt as could be seen by the cloudy, turbid waters. It definitely remained mostly clear, but gave us a bit of an advantage, as we could stand a bit closer to the fish when stalking them. It didn't take long for us to start hooking fish, however, these fish were averaging around 10-14 inches. I have to give them credit, though. They were strong, healthy fish that thought they were twice as big. I'm not sure I have ever fought a 12 inch fish that has ripped line from my reel in this manner. Though, these weren't the fish we had come to New Zealand to catch, we got a good warm up, shook off the rust and, if anything, built our confidence a bit. Between the three of us, we probably brought around 20 fish to hand. Not too shabby for the first outing.<br />
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We spent the next couple days searching for a vehicle to buy so we could begin our journey. After searching online through multiple websites and visiting a couple car dealerships, we finally found what we were looking for. A really cheap vehicle, with 4 wheel drive with a diesel engine. We were soon introduced to our Nissan Torrano, or better known as: The Dirty Dog. It could definitely be classified under the "beater" category, however, it runs and I guess that is all that really matters. One draw back is it doesn't have a stereo, so we will either have to warm up the vocals or more realistically, will rig up a mount for Les' iPod speakers on the dash. <br />
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About a month or so ago, I contacted Chappie Chapman, who is a well known guide in the area. He was referred to us by our buddy Jesse Robbins, who we are finding out is a legend around these parts. We felt is was important to have a day with him to learn how to spot fish and any techniques that we were not familiar with in the States. He picked us up on Thursday and we headed south to the Ashburton River. Chappie is definitely a character. He has a story for any situation and is just an overall great guy. We picked his brain on the hour and a half drive to the river and learned quite a bit just in the car ride. When we got there, we rigged up, I strapped on the pack with all of the lunches and water and started walking. <br />
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It was amazing watching Chappie work. His ability to spot fish is unbelievable. It definitely taught us to take our time and really scan a piece of water. Most of the fish we actually spotted and fished to, we probably would've walked right on by had we been on our own. The next thing we learned and kept learning throughout the trip was, in the words of Jesse Lance Robbins, to "wait longer" on our hook sets. There is a phrase in New Zealand that is famous for anglers to say when a fish eats your dry fly. "God save the queen". In theory when a fish comes up and eats your fly, and you say this phrase, it will allow for enough time for the fish to close his mouth around the fly and ensure a successful hook set. I was the first out of the three of us to get an eat and I think I got to "Guh" when mentally saying "God save the queen" and ripped the fly right out the fish's mouth. I don't think the fish even broke the water's surface before I violently pulled the fly off the water. This happened two more times and a couple of times with Les and Zach before we finally got our first fish. <br />
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</div>The major difficulty, on this particular trip, was the wind. The "Norwesters", which is a wind that parallels the rivers, making it extremely difficult to cast accurately, were in full force. We've all casted in the wind, but normally, it is the type of wind that may die down after awhile. This wind was relentless. If anything it progressively got stronger and more mischievous. Les hooked the first fish after waiting for what seemed like an eternity to set the hook. It was a nice maybe 2-3 pound brown. It felt good to actually see a quality fish in the net after missing so many previously. I was really pumped for Les. It was amazing how much fun it was to see the fish spot the fly, engage and engulf.<br />
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</div>As soon as the winds got almost unfishable, we back tracked, hopped in the truck and rerouted to a different creek that holds an impressive amount of big browns. Chappie wouldn't disclose the name of the creek, however, when they get this good, I probably wouldn't tell you anyway. Ha! We walked upstream for a bit and started spotting fish. It took another little bit to get the fish to eat or to not spook the fish we were fishing to due to inaccurate casts caused by rusty casting and fierce gusts of wind. Les hooked his second of the day, which was a beauty. Right around 5-6 pounds. <br />
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The day concluded with another gorgeous fish rising in this little slick behind a submerged branch. The sun was right in the fish's eyes, so we were able to sneak in pretty close. It took a solid 30-40 minutes to entice this fish with a good half dozen different flies. On the sixth presentation, the fish followed it down stream and ate. In my head, I was screaming, "DON'T FARM IT!! (For the non fisherman, To Farm is to set the hook too early and miss the fish) DON'T FARM IT!!! WAIT LONGER!!! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!" Sure enough, with what seemed like 5 seconds after the eat, I set the hook, only to find my line tight and alive. The fish was much bigger than I thought he was. I got him to the net and Chappie estimated him to be roughly 6.5 to 7 pounds. The adrenaline rush of catching something like this, especially after working so hard to get him, is unlike anything you can ever imagine. It was a beautiful thing. <br />
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The day ended with a beer for each of us by the truck. We shared some stories, had some laughs and reminisced on a great day on the water with a great guide. Hopefully, what we learned from Chappie translates to the water for when we venture on our own. We leave this morning to head south. We will soon learn whether we know anything about catching trout in New Zealand. My confidence is high, however, I am mentally prepared for a humbling learning curve.Hoffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08372850906217407315noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4992828292812602164.post-85251743037950991662012-01-19T13:26:00.000-07:002012-01-19T13:26:57.045-07:00Separation AnxietyWe got to the Christchurch airport on a Friday. Since our flight landed at around 1 am, technically it was on a Saturday. But who really cares what day it was. Since the very beginning of our journey overseas, we have had issues with our luggage. Immediately, when we pulled up to the airport in L.A., we were told by the lady at the front desk that we could only have one carry on and that we couldn't bring our fly rods on board the plane. I've never seen this policy and, to be honest, it scared the shit out of me. For all of you non fly fisherman, your fly rod is your most precious item you own. Without actually having any children, I could compare it to the love of a child. You protect it. You nurture it. You never let it leave your side. When someone tells you that you can't bring it with you, it feels like you've just been told that your kid can't join you on your flight and that he must be checked plane side in a crate. But don't worry, they have their own special cubby in the cargo space. That makes me feel a lot better. <br />
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Anyway, since all of us had two carry ons, we had assumed that we would have to check one and pay the outrageous baggage fees in order to do so. We ended up switching some things around and checking our bags, which turned out to be free. Jackpot. However, all of us stood there, glum, with a bit of separation anxiety as we watched our rods drift away on the conveyer belt of doom. Aside from the sentimental value that a fisherman has with his rod, essentially it is also very similar to watching a stack of hundred dollar bills equating to $4,500 disappear and hoping that throughout its journey, the baggage people handling that stack doesn't have sticky fingers.<br />
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We were told that after we plane-side checked our fly rods that we would be able to pick them up as soon as we exited the plane in Brisbane and then carry them on for our next flight to Christchurch. So, when we landed in Brisbane, we waited around the skyway for our rods to arrive. No rods. We tried to find the baggage claim, but that required us to go through customs and we heard that Australia is very strict on the smuggling of illegal guns, drugs and immigrants. So we decided to hold off on that one. Ha! We then went to the lady at the transfer desk and started bombarding her with questions about our predicament. She called to somebody with her two way and told us to wait until she heard a response. We waited for about 40 minutes and finally went up to check in again only to find out that she forgot about us and needed to check again. Long story short, we found out that the rods would be transferred onto our flight to Christchurch. I just hoped they were given a special cubby to fly in.<br />
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Once in Christchurch, we waited for our bags like normal at the baggage claim and they were getting plugged out in a consistent timeframe. Everything was going great until the bags stopped moving and the tram stopped. As you could have probably guessed. No fly rods. We worked with a gentleman, whom I approached due to his official suit and tie look, to try and figure out our rod situation. Of course, in an english speaking country I found the only guy in the airport that didn't speak a lick of english. How he got hired to handle a stressful job like dealing with lost baggage of mostly english speaking patrons is beyond me. He spent a good 45 minutes cross checking to make sure we had all of our checked baggage, when we clearly, over and over again explained to him that all of the bags that we had checked at our arrival in LAX, the bags that were clearly stacked in front of us, that we could physically see, smell and feel were all accounted for. For some reason, he continued to make sure we had all of our checked bags. He was very thorough, which probably scored him points with the boss in the interview process listed under his strengths. However, his common sense lacked a touch. Finally, we got through to him that the baggage stubs for our checked bags were different in appearance than the baggage stubs for our fly rods and he didn't have to continue to check to make sure we had all of our checked baggage because he could trust us that all of them made it. Unbelievable. Finally, even though we weren't quite on the same page, I could safely say we were at least on the same chapter and were able to start the process of filling the paper work for a safe delivery of our precious fly rods. You can imagine how well describing rod tubes and fishing gear went with this guy and we began to mentally prepare ourselves that we may not have rods for this 3 1/2 month long fishing excursion. I was tempted to purchase a how-to DVD on the art of noodling.<br />
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A couple days went by and still no emails, phone calls and most importantly, fly rods. We ended up going to the airport to check on their status because the phone number wouldn't let me through. We kept following signs for incorrect areas and at one point found ourselves up in an administrative office with a key pad security entrance and cameras everywhere. We spun around, in fear of being tackled and arrested by TSA and finally found the right area and arrived at a window for Air New Zealand, which is not the airline we flew from America. We acknowledged that we understood they were not who we needed to talk to, but we needed to know who we should talk to. They told us that the airline we flew only flies into Christchurch at 5:30am and at midnight and when they aren't flying in, are not present at the airport. Lovely. So we exited the airport, head down and talked of bleak scenarios of a fishing trip with no means of catching fish. When we pulled up to the house, we walked inside and sure enough, in the back room, Les screamed like a girl and sprinted out to us, fly rods in hand. Trip saved.<br />
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I can't explain how much of relief it is to know that I wasn't going to have to resort to noodling on the most elusive and difficult trout in the world. Let the fishing begin.Hoffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08372850906217407315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4992828292812602164.post-10898701198510016882012-01-16T17:09:00.000-07:002012-01-16T17:09:05.926-07:00Heading Down Under<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <o:OfficeDocumentSettings> <o:AllowPNG/> </o:OfficeDocumentSettings> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:TrackMoves>false</w:TrackMoves> <w:TrackFormatting/> <w:PunctuationKerning/> <w:DrawingGridHorizontalSpacing>18 pt</w:DrawingGridHorizontalSpacing> <w:DrawingGridVerticalSpacing>18 pt</w:DrawingGridVerticalSpacing> <w:DisplayHorizontalDrawingGridEvery>0</w:DisplayHorizontalDrawingGridEvery> <w:DisplayVerticalDrawingGridEvery>0</w:DisplayVerticalDrawingGridEvery> <w:ValidateAgainstSchemas/> <w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:IgnoreMixedContent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:Compatibility> <w:BreakWrappedTables/> <w:DontGrowAutofit/> <w:DontAutofitConstrainedTables/> <w:DontVertAlignInTxbx/> </w:Compatibility> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:LatentStyles DefLockedState="false" LatentStyleCount="276"> </w:LatentStyles> </xml><![endif]--> <!--[if gte mso 10]> <style>
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<div class="MsoNormal">Well, the time has come.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>After months of preparing myself mentally for this seemingly mythical trip, it is here.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I thought that after purchasing my plane tickets for New Zealand, it would become real in my mind, but for some reason, it hasn’t quite sunk in as to what I am actually about to do.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I procrastinated for a week prior to my departure, saying initially that I would have my bags packed and ready to go by then.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I had all of my gear in a corner of my room taunting me and beckoning me to act, however, it didn’t end up happening until late the night before.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It took all of a half hour to organize my clothing and gear on my bed, constantly downsizing and objectively predicting what I would actually need.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I am notorious for over packing and in this case, that option isn’t an option.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>One pair of pants, a few pairs of skivees, a few pairs of socks, a couple t-shirts, rain jackets, two pairs of wading shorts and pants, camping gear and of course, my fishing gear.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Two packs and two carry-ons later, I had what appeared to be an overwhelming amount of stuff packed tightly into the chosen bags.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It was a strange feeling lugging all of the bags down to the front hall to await being loaded into the car for my drive to the airport the following morning.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">I left early, being driven by my sister in law, Christine, on Monday morning to drive the two hours to Milwaukee airport to get to my 12:55 pm flight to Los Angeles.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>What I didn’t realize when I booked my flight, was I chose it due to its cheap price and not by where the flight passed through.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I ended up having to fly from Wisconsin to Atlanta to then fly all the way across the country to L.A.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>If anyone can tell me how that makes a lick of sense, please feel free to let me know.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Instead of having two potentially shorter flights, I ended up willingly signing myself up for a three-hour flight followed by as long of a domestic flight as they come at around 6 hours or so.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>That’s ok though, because I love flying so much.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>(Insert sarcasm here).</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">My flights were uneventful, however, I do have an unbelievable knack at booking seats next to large individuals.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Being a larger guy myself, there isn’t a whole lot of flexibility when it comes down to extra space on airplanes.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I am usually one of the last people on a flight, simply because I could either sit and wait in the tight, constricting space of an airplane seat or I could sit and wait in the luxury of the airport seats with legs stretched out in luxury.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The departure time won’t bump ahead if I board early or late. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>When I board a flight, since most everyone is seated ahead of me, I am intently scanning ahead to see who will be my future seat buddy for the next X amount of hours.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I got a little excited when I saw the crown of a white haired lady that looked to be small and compact.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>When I reached my row, I immediately noticed she was a little wider in the hips and in addition to that extra width was wearing an aggressively large ankle length puffy winter coat that cascaded into half of my seat.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I assumed she would remove the coat, however, most likely due to her older age, and being cold by nature she remained content with her outer wear choice.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I sat down next to her, passed her the awkward half grin, signaling “hello” and took my seat.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I searched for my seat belt, which she was inevitably sitting on, and pursued to gingerly search until I had to ask her to lift a cheek.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Once I was belted, I felt the pressure of confined space and realized that her coat felt as though its pockets were stuffed with multiple pairs of down mittens, causing an uncomfortable pressure in my side. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Luckily, this occurred on the shorter of the two flights and I wasn’t stricken with claustrophobia for too long.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">I got into Los Angeles that night and was greeted by Les, Zach and my buddy Alex who was nice enough to house us for two nights while we waited for our flight out of the country.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>My arrival was met with nothing else but Wild Turkey whiskey, which I haven’t been too accustomed to drinking in the last four months while living at home with Mother.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Needless to say, my brain became a touch fuzzy resulting in a glorious first day in California.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>(Insert sarcasm here).<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">We didn’t do a whole lot very quickly on Tuesday morning.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>We got some breakfast at the Firehouse, which is maybe just under a mile from Al’s house in Venice.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>After devouring some chicken fried steak even though the gravy tasted exactly, in my opinion, like Shark Bites fruit snacks, we “rested” a little more once we got back to the house.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>We then ventured to Venice Beach, which is a spectacle in itself.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Lot’s of crazies.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I haven’t heard so many people so angrily talking to themselves in such a short amount of time.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>There was once guy yelling about a “F#CKING REBATE CHECK!!!”, another woman really angry at something (couldn’t make out what exactly that was), and another guy who was really fed up with his “F#CKING PHONE CHARGER!!!” that was dragging in the sand behind him.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I can totally understand that one.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>That damn phone charger dragging like that?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Totally unable to be picked up to prevent the damn thing from dragging in the sand?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>“F#CKING PHONE CHARGER!!!” is right.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">The rest of our stay in L.A. was fun.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It was pretty relaxed.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>We went out to eat a few times, had some laughs and ended our interim in California on Wednesday night.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Our second wave of flights from L.A. to Brisbane, Australia and then Brisbane to Christchurch, New Zealand were a little more eventful.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>First of all, the alcohol was free for the entire flight.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>We didn’t get out of control with this, however it made the flight a little more doable.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>After watching my third movie in a row, I got a little restless, rallied the troops and headed to the flight attendants area to inquire about beer orders.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>After grabbing a VB (Victoria Bitter), we went to mess with Les, who was doped up on Ambien and then resided in the galley area between sections on the airplane.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>We stayed there for at least 3 or 4 hours, hanging out with various other passengers and conversing with all of the flight attendants.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>At one point in the flight we had the curtains closed on both sides, while the flight attendant poured us a shot of rum.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It truly was a different plane experience than anything else I had ever experienced.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>When the pilot turned the “Seatbelt” sign back on, we returned to our seats and slept for the remainder of the flight.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">We spent the next 12 hours in the Brisbane airport, being harassed by ridiculously inflated prices.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>We bought a sub from Subway and started singing the song, “14….14 dollar….. 14 dollar foot long…..<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Pretty depressing.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Other than sit at a food court table, and stare at floor, we spent the rest of the time sleeping on the couches at the terminal.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>For some reason, that second flight, which was only three hours long, felt like an eternity. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The anticipation and the fact that we were going on hour 30 of our travel day, made the last lag seem longer and more drawn out.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But, we got to Christchurch safe and sound and were ripping and roaring to start our adventure.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>New Zealand, here we come!!!!</div><!--EndFragment-->Hoffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08372850906217407315noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4992828292812602164.post-92200966913050343182012-01-03T20:23:00.000-07:002012-01-03T20:23:13.998-07:00JittersIt is about a week away from my departure to New Zealand. Anxiety is at an all time high. I know deep down that I am excited, but my nerves and the overwhelming feelings occasionally mask my excitement. I have all of my gear in organized chaos in the corner of my room. In the next couple of days I hope to have all of my bags packed so I can leisurely get myself out the door and gone. <br />
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It is a strange feeling knowing that I will be abroad for 4 plus months doing nothing but traveling, sight seeing and most importantly, fishing. I have never in my life had this opportunity nor will I ever get it again. I am privileged to be able to just drop everything and go and I do look forward to taking full advantage of it. It's times like these that you truly feel blessed in life. And I'm sure I'll feel even more blessed hoisting a 15 pound brown in a river somewhere down under. <br />
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I look forward to being able to share my experiences with everyone. I'm hoping for luscious scenery, luscious rivers and luscious wi fi. Until next time.Hoffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08372850906217407315noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4992828292812602164.post-5499841301572180042011-12-02T12:14:00.000-07:002011-12-02T12:14:26.270-07:00A Sad DayIt was a sad day today...<br />
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The Montana era has officially ended. Back to being from Sconny...Hoffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08372850906217407315noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4992828292812602164.post-73510464608380103682011-11-19T20:56:00.000-07:002011-11-19T20:56:17.699-07:00Wedding WoesAfter graduating college, it is an inevitability that the love birds that were once soaring up and out of our male comprehension, come crashing down to earth like a peregrine and begin their feast upon the hearts of men everywhere. The "ring by spring" mentality held true for quite a few of my comrades in college. At first, I welcomed the idea. Standing up in a wedding as a 22 year old is something special. First, it most likely is a new experience, so whether you enjoy broadening your horizons or not, that could always be a plus. Second, you don't care as much about the price of the tux, but are more concerned with the fact that you actually get to where one. Third, everyone you know most likely lives in one area. There aren't any plane tickets, rental cars or crazy hotel accommodations. Everything is cheap and convenient. And lastly, the celebration includes loads and loads of single, eligible ladies that are down to have a good time on the dance floor. There wasn't much working against weddings at that time. If anything, it was a recommended activity among friends.<div><br />
</div><div>Now, at age 26, I am cursed by weddings. I am happy to take part and support whatever friend it is getting hitched, however, they have an uncanny ability to lump together like pudgy kids around a cake. A wedding here and there is fun. They're usually expensive but manageable when faced individually. But, when you start piling them atop of one another, instead of focusing on the couple at the altar and demonstrating your love and support, visions of dollar signs starting dancing through your head. And, because I am older and most likely the bride and groom are older, inevitably the entire friend base is older, meaning not too many ringless fingers in the crowd. I often find myself alone on the dance floor, usually two sheets to the wind, uncomfortably sweaty for me and everyone around me, doing some attempt at a C-walk or performing hip gyrations that should be illegal in multiple states. </div><div><br />
</div><div>The reason for my rant, is this fall alone from September thru the beginning of October I was in three weddings. Two groomsman and an usher. One in Seattle, one in Montana, one in Chicago. I don't know if you know this, but the three places are not close to each other. Two of them were back to back weekends. My stamina isn't what it used to be. All of the rehearsals, dinners, need to be here, need to be there. It's exhausting. And most importantly, I needed to conserve myself for all three dance floors. Because everyone knows, that is where I shine. Ha! </div><div><br />
</div><div>The wedding extravaganza began in the middle of September in Seattle. This was still within the fishing season at the ranch, so I only got three days for travel and the wedding before I had to head back to work. Needless to say, it was fun but abbreviated. I never felt quite settled. Like I was in a rush the entire time, which, as it turns out I kind of was. The second lag of weddings began immediately after Vegas. We hadn't made the Vegas plan until towards the end of our time at the ranch. So, like a grown up, I planned ahead and booked my flights for Montana well in advance so I didn't suffer the financial toll that procrastination tends to deliver. I bought the ticket for the morning of October 5th at 8:30 am from Denver, which is a solid 4 1/2 to 5 hour drive from the ranch. What I didn't know was that we were soon going to make a plan to travel to the Grand Canyon and Las Vegas on October 1st and returning on the night of October 4th. In hindsight, I should have scrapped the Vegas plan and leisurely arrived in Denver a day or so in advance. But that would be too easy. Instead, we left from Vegas at 8:00 am on October 4th and drove the fourteen hours back to Creede, CO arriving at around 10:45 pm, obviously losing an hour along the way due to the change in time zone. Lovely. After returning, we then had to empty my truck of everyone's gear and fill the back of my truck with all of my belongings to make my final departure from the ranch for the season and make it to Denver with plenty of time to get to my flight. I ended up leaving 4UR Ranch at roughly 11:45 pm and disappeared into the darkness. </div><div><br />
</div><div>I knew I was in bad shape when at 25 minutes into my 5 hour excursion my eyelids began to feel heavy. I remembered I had one adderall left and immediately started popping pills to stay alert. When that started to fail, I stopped for a coffee and a coke. Once caffeine started to slip, I started packing my tin of Copenhagen. On top of all of these stimulants, I had a steady flow of Eminem blasting on repeat over the speakers. Finally, after driving straight through the night, I made it to Denver around 5 am and parked my truck in front of my buddy's house who said he would drive me to the airport so I wouldn't have to suffer weeks of parking fees. Great guy. Anyway, I made it to the airport with plenty of time only to realize after 20 minutes of arguing with the lady at the United Airlines desk that I was on the 8 o'clock flight to Missoula, that I was actually flying Delta. Give me a break... I blame this mishap on sleep deprivation. I got to Missoula, and was picked up by the groom. We got burgers and beers at the favorite Missoula Club, or "Mo Club" in downtown Missoula, MT. I immediately vanished to the river and fished for the rest of the afternoon. I was reminded again how much I love Montana. There really is nothing like it. It's hard to explain unless you have ever lived there. But I digress. I didn't end up getting to bed until almost 1 am that night meaning that I was officially awake, aside from the unproductive sleep on the plane, for roughly 43 1/2 hours straight. A NEW RECORD! I didn't even reach this total from my all nighters in college. From my understanding, if I would have made it to 48 hours I would have been clinically out of my mind. Too bad I didn't push through the extra 4 1/2 hours. I hear crazy people have way more fun than us sane brains. </div><div><br />
</div><div>Overall, I had an awesome time at the weddings. All three were very good friends of mine and I wouldn't have missed them for the world. It is fun to bad mouth weddings, however I do it in good fun. If anything, I am reminded by weddings that I remain a bachelor and to be honest don't see wedding bells anywhere in the near future. For the time being, I throughly enjoy my freedom as a single guy. I guess I'll just have to continue to rub it in to all of my married friend's faces that I am having the time of my life and chipping away at my retirement bucket list at age 26. I'll make sure to send them some post cards. <br />
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</div><div> </div></div>Hoffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08372850906217407315noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4992828292812602164.post-76217097032094481982011-11-17T18:14:00.000-07:002011-11-17T18:14:01.472-07:00Life After the RanchSince leaving 4UR, life has been an absolute whirlwind. You work your tail off at the ranch and then nothing. No immediate responsibilities, nowhere to be, the world is your oyster. Part of you wants nothing more than to throw on a pair of sweats (shirt optional), find a couch on a Sunday and do nothing but sit, lay down or a combination of both and watch football from noon until the late night game ends, unable to distinguish between meals because you have been in a constant state of grazing on snack food for the entire day. However, another part of you wants to spend this time exploring, taking advantage of this "free" time to do whatever it is you wanted to do but couldn't due to work. I chose the latter.<br />
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My month long hiatus began with me getting a tattoo. I'd show a picture, but I don't have any. A.J. and Zach got ink as well, adding to the tat fest. The following day ten of us from the ranch ventured to the Grand Canyon and Las Vegas for a few days. We left early to 1. Get to the grand canyon in plenty of time to get to our camp site, do some sightseeing, make a fire and inevitably have a few beers in the process and 2. Avoid the giant cross country meet held at the ranch that supposedly hosted every high school in the entire southwest corner of Colorado. In other words, an absolute fiasco that we wanted no part of. There were five ladies and five guys going on this trip and obviously we segregated the two cars by sex. We also utilized the bed of my truck (which has a topper) as both the luggage and gear area as well as the sleeping and entertainment zone. First off, we loaded the girls' SUV with as much stuff as we could cram, and then organized our gear on either side of the truck bed with my memory foam mattress pad unrolled beneath everything, leaving an alley of comfort for the passenger's movie watching or sleeping pleasure. Regardless, the car ride was made that much better leaving only four guys up front and the fifth thoroughly enjoying himself in the back.<br />
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We had a little scare about two hours shy of the grand canyon. At the time, without going into the boring details as to why, my truck was unregistered and uninsured. Pretty much we were riding dirty. I'm not sure what the consequence of this broken law is, but I can't imagine there's anything good that could come from it. As we rolled into a gas station to refuel, get snacks and relieve our bladders, some of the crew started talking to this homeless man who asked for a cigarette or change or something to aid his bad habits. He told us that there was a fugitive on the loose that had broken out of a nearby prison and stole a car. We didn't think much of it until he continued to say that there was a road block up ahead on the highway we were on where police officers were checking cargo, I.D.s and vehicle REGISTRATIONS! I wasn't sure what to think of this. We had already come about six hours and I wasn't about to make the decision to turn back. I tried to act as cool and collected as I could but inside I felt like I was going to puke on my shoes. And they weren't even shoes, they were sandals and God knows I didn't feel like puking on my bare feet. I told everyone that we should keep going. I figured the police were only looking for names to match up on the registration not for expiration dates and license plate tags. So we pressed on. We reached the intersection of the highways the bum had described and... no road block. Surprisingly, it felt bitter sweet. I was all amped up, mentally preparing myself to deal with cops. After we saw that there were no cops, I wanted to head back to the bum and mention to him that his information was false and to take the cigarette back that he obviously did not deserve. Obviously, we were thrilled to be able to continue on our journey without any hiccups, but you have to wonder whether that guy actually thought there was a road block or if he intentionally was toying with us. I guess we'll never know.<br />
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The rest of the trip to the Grand Canyon was pretty uneventful. The canyon was really cool. Bigger than I could have imagined. The camping was fun. And the next morning we got up early, bought some breakfast and began our journey to Vegas. <br />
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Vegas, for those who haven't been there, is an unbelievable place. It is definitely somewhere that everyone should visit once in their lives. However, for me, it might only be once. I hate Las Vegas. Yeah, it's unbelievable, overly extravagant, and impressive, but it is like a giant leech. It almost literally sucks money right from your bank account, it sucks your energy due to lack of sleep, it sucks your sobriety away from you, and sucks the fun out of you due to all of the above. I was never quite sure what time it was, for the three nights I was there I amounted to about 10 hours of quality sleep, and I never quite knew whether I was drunk or hungover. It is the only place that at 4:30 am you think it is a good idea to go gamble some more. The spectrum of emotion that I witnessed and endured is beyond anything I had seen to date. So again, Las Vegas is an unbelievable place, but it is one that I don't feel a drive to visit again anytime soon. Maybe when I am a millionaire and losing 50 bucks doesn't hurt as bad as it does now. Until then, I am just a down and out fisherman who was swallowed up by a beast called Vegas.<br />
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More post ranch saga to come...Hoffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08372850906217407315noreply@blogger.com1